echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

9 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 |191,217 notes

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

21 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 |131,069 notes

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
34 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 |80,938 notes

ugly:

do u ever just lay in bed at night and wonder why no one wants to kiss u

48 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 |41,497 notes
hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.

hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 |127,439 notes

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 |285,886 notes
My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)
1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 |324,094 notes
schoolgorl:

send me your poems and doodles x

schoolgorl:

send me your poems and doodles x

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 |55,740 notes

emoij:

When people say you look better without your glasses 

image

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 |16,589 notes

lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |111,008 notes